Two Belly-Button Rolls

Thanksgiving at the Bowen house was an interesting experience to say the least. Mandi made a fabulous dinner with help from my mom. She made these awesome huge rolls so we could have big turkey sandwiches. You know how you have to press your finger to make the two halves of the roll stay together during baking, well these rolls required a two finger touch because of their enormity. Kam Bam made peach jell-0 because what is Thanksgiving without jell-o. Cooper made chaos. That kid wouldn't stop. Between all the cookies, spinach dip, and karate chopping he never slowed down. You can't really understand what he is saying but he would ramble on forever about who knows what. The Bam and I even make turkey hats for everybody. Thats just the way we "roll"

I've Discovered Where They're Hiding

I've been down here in Yuma for the last week and will be here until the end of January. I should make it back to Idaho for the holidays but it looks like the hotel is my new place of residence. Yuma this time of year is great and horrible at the same time. The weather is right around 85 degrees so that is nice but every last member of the AARP have driven their townhouse on wheels down here and are clogging the arteries of this fine city. The one good thing is they go out to eat at 4 in the afternoon and are in bed by 7. But they have to be the worst drivers in the world. In the last few days I've been run off the road twice by Old Man River changing lanes without consulting his brain. The elderly have done great work for this country but there should be regulations on how many people that receive social security checks can be stationed in a set geographic region at one time. So if you have ever wondered where your grandparents go in the winter time, now you know.

A Nation of Idiots?

This election has been out of control. It never ceases to amaze me who bias the media is. I'm not talking about CNN of Fox but entertainment outlets that do a ridiculous job of masking their true intentions. MTV is the worst. Their big deal is Rock the Vote. They try to come off as unbiased but all of their reporting reeks of liberal propaganda. They try to convince the 18-25 year old crowd how out of touch republicans are and how a vote for Obama means that they are somehow a better person even though they still live with their parents and spend all of their free time playing video games and hitting the pipe. I am so sick of it. So go out and vote for whomever you like but remember Jesus is voting for McCain.

That is Jesus Rodriguez. He is a friend of mine.