What a Homeskillet

It looks like when Goofy goes skiing in those old cartoons. You have to give him props for trying even though he is a total tool.

Dark Knight

So I finally got to see the new Batman last night. The movie was good. I didn't think it was great but it was entertaining. However, Heath Ledger as the Joker was incredible. All the hype around his performance was justified. He totally made the movie a must see. If he doesn't win an oscar, I'll sell my sister to the Canadian Royal Mounted Police.

Genius Read

I've recently been reading a book on the life of Albert Einstein. It is an amazing look on how his environment shaped his general theory of relativity, light quanta discovery, and quantam mechanics. It's a nice light read of about 700 pages. It only took me 45 minutes to read the whole thing.

Ghetto Mini Golf

There are several "Ghetto" activities in Moses Lake but hands down my favorite is mini golf. I am the champion. I rocked the clown's nose on the 19th hole and won a free game. Winning a coupon that saves me four dollars on the next round of ghetto heaven never felt so good. Plus I beat the guy that was with me and he brought his own putter. I really let him have it.
This isn't the course but it is pretty close

The Many Faces Of Terror

The Grizzly Adams AKA The Chester

The Lumberjack AKA The High School Dropout

The Dump Truck Driver AKA The 10 sec Kung Fu Grip

The Fu Man Chu AKA The Dirty Magician

The General AKA The Brent

Take your pick but be ready to deal with the consequences.

Lets Talk About Sex(ual Harrasment)

I am now a certified professional when it comes to all forms of harassment. I had to drive 12 hours round trip yesterday to attend a mandatory sexual harassment training. Super awesome leaving my house at 2am to head to Oregon. No longer will I tolerate all those long stares directed at my rockin hot body. One problem is I can no longer use my sweet moves as a way to motivate Juan and Nacho. So if you have any questions feel free to ask. Just don't call me Sugar Buns. Who am I kidding? You can call me Sugar Buns, Hot Lips, or Sweet Cocoa Bear anytime you want.

Birthday Boys

I need to give some overdue dap to the Bowen boys. This past week was Coop's and Brent's bdays. Cooper is entering those terrible two's but I think he got a few months head start. Brent is entering those forgetful years which I know for a fact he got a decade head start. My favorite story is Cooper trying to sneak treats and Grandma and Grandpa's house. Brent told him no and he would bop him with the newspaper. So Coop quietly walks over to Grandpa and pinches his leg. Watch out for that kid.

Be careful wishing Coop a happy bday. He will steal your toy and then punch you in the face just to let you know who is boss.

I'm a Pretty Big Deal

I visited the valley known as magic for the 4th. My siblings chided me for my lack of blogging. I logged on this morning and found out that it had been a month since my last post. I apologize to all my loyal readers. I'm sure you have had a real lack of direction in your life over the last month. Let me give you a little update on me. I'm rocking the beard again. I need to renew my passport for a trip to Europe in the near future so I wanted to get my passport pics taken looking like a fabulous transient. My mother thinks I look ridiculous but she still loves me. She calls me her little brown bear. I think she calls me that because I love honey. I do have a camera now so I will post an update on my facial debacle. My sis has come up to the 509 to visit and take in the richness on my bachelorhood. I'm sure she will update you on how amazing I am.