Beanie Fever

So I decided since I didn't offend enough people with my last post, I would try again. What is the deal with idiots rocking the beanie in the middle of the summer. It is massively hot but these shallow-end of the gene pool dwellers are sporting wool caps as if they were in the Yukon Territory. I'm not sure if they are trying to make a statement or are just extremely ugly. Maybe its a statement on their ugliness. People are such dopes. So if you think you are smooth stylin that bonnet think again. You look like a bigger tool than this dude.

Ways to spot an Idiot

What is the deal with men and women both sporting these horrible mistakes for fashion. Seriously white plastic sunglasses. As soon as I see somebody with these I immediately know that we will never be friends. This is currently the easiest way be spot an idiot. So beware all of you out there. If you see a ragamuffin walking toward you on the street with these, cross over to the other side so you don't risk getting any of their idiocracy on you.