Ways to spot an Idiot

What is the deal with men and women both sporting these horrible mistakes for fashion. Seriously white plastic sunglasses. As soon as I see somebody with these I immediately know that we will never be friends. This is currently the easiest way be spot an idiot. So beware all of you out there. If you see a ragamuffin walking toward you on the street with these, cross over to the other side so you don't risk getting any of their idiocracy on you.