I've Discovered Where They're Hiding

I've been down here in Yuma for the last week and will be here until the end of January. I should make it back to Idaho for the holidays but it looks like the hotel is my new place of residence. Yuma this time of year is great and horrible at the same time. The weather is right around 85 degrees so that is nice but every last member of the AARP have driven their townhouse on wheels down here and are clogging the arteries of this fine city. The one good thing is they go out to eat at 4 in the afternoon and are in bed by 7. But they have to be the worst drivers in the world. In the last few days I've been run off the road twice by Old Man River changing lanes without consulting his brain. The elderly have done great work for this country but there should be regulations on how many people that receive social security checks can be stationed in a set geographic region at one time. So if you have ever wondered where your grandparents go in the winter time, now you know.