Not Down With It

As I sit here in LAX, I've discovered a horrifying trend that needs to be stopped. I was people watching and a family caught my attention. You may be familiar with this particular family. They were all wearing the same thing! Old Navy shirts, sweatpants and the real kicker, matching Crocs. It was terrible. I felt physically ill afterward. The only thing that could have been worse would have been matching fanny packs. Parents you must stop this before it reaches epidemic proportions.