I had a novel idea. Why go out and find a wife, when I can put my hand in marriage up for bid on eBay. The only downside would be getting no bids or a best offer of used dental floss and a half eaten enchilada. That could really damage a person's self esteem not to mention the positive feedback percentage on their eBay account.
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I believe this is all relative, after all, a half-eaten enchilada from say...Taco Bandido might be a good price to pay for matrimony. Just ask Julie-Wulie, she just had one and thought it to be delightful.
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