Who broke wind?

Growing up in Southern Idaho, I grew accustomed to the wind especially in the spring. Here in Moses Lake, Wa, the climate is very similar. The only difference is everything up here is sand. When the wind blows here, a minimum of three layers of skin are blasted away from your face and you come home with enough sand in every crevice of your body to fill a sandbox the size of New Hampshire. That's right, New Hampshire. It gets in the corner of your eyes and instead of eye boogers you end up with a paste that you could stucco a house with. So to anyone who ever said spring is a sight to behold, try seeing it through eyes covered with Spackle.