Monday, April 14, 2008

Bitter, Bitter, Bitter


I am extremely bitter at all of you. I know there are at least 207,000 different readers that subscribe to my blog and not one of you has hooked me up with a member of the opposite sex. I pleaded with you a month ago to help me land somebody famous. Wow. you are all so selfish. Are you trying to make me look like an idiot. Trust me, I don't need your help to do that. I drive a Dodge Stratus. I'm in charge of 15 people. People are scared of me.

1 comments:

Mandi Lynne said...

"I wish you wouldn't call me a liar! I drive, I drive, I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!"