Hug a Tree

So yesterday was Earth Day. Give me a break. The only thing on tv last night were shows on global warming. I'm not saying global warming is a fraud but it snowed here yesterday. Now there is a report from a scientist in Australlia that says we are getting closer to an Ice Age than global warming. There are far too many whack jobs out there with too much money. Instead of spending all the money that is used for lawsuits to protect fish nobody eats, save trees nobody wants, and guard animals nobody has seen, we should get these oil prices under control so old John Q Farmer doesn't have to mortgage his house in order to spread fertilizer on the south 40. So to all you birkenstock wearing, granola eating, carabeener on the coffee cup sporting, frisbee with your dog in the park playing, nut cases: get a job and leave us alone!

Another idea: you could join the rainbow family and start a drum circle in your back yard