I know there are a number of you that haven't been able to sleep without updates on my facial hair revolution. Well worry no longer. I decided Saturday night that since we finished up planting it was a perfect time to do some manscaping. I torched the beard and am now sporting a glorious set of handlebars. It literally brought tears to my eyes to part with the beard but it was like my beard was a caterpillar, my face was a cocoon, and my stache is a beautiful butterfly. I can't wait to go to a truck stop and show it off. If I had to describe it I would say it is a cross between a rainbow and the mane of a unicorn. Breathtaking.