Alright let me ask you this, tell me if you think this is creative. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one. I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.
First rule in road-side beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow. I need this beet right now.' Those are the money beets.
I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim's life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it's better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.
Only one month left people until are lives are once again filled with joy and jubilation.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Bear, beets, Battlestar Galactica
Posted by Clintniferous at 9:21 PM
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"The eyes are the groin of the face."
"There are HUGE amounts of yeast infections in this county... maybe it's because we live downstream from that old bread factory."
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