The Bowen Curse

This post is an extremely sensitive one for me. I curse the Bowen name almost everytime I work outside in the cold. I know for a fact that this cursing comes through the Bowen genes because my dad and uncle both suffer from it. I order to find out what this troubling affliction is, you'll have to ask one of them because I'm too emotional to even approach that topic.
Curse you Bowen genes and jeans.